1 00:00:02,968 --> 00:00:05,453 - Not too long ago at Warehouse 13... 2 00:00:05,488 --> 00:00:09,147 [electronic blast, glass shattering] 3 00:00:09,181 --> 00:00:11,839 [bulbs popping] 4 00:00:11,873 --> 00:00:14,290 [screaming] 5 00:00:14,324 --> 00:00:17,017 Is it santa? Mommy! Daddy! 6 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:18,708 - Aah! - Aah! 7 00:00:18,742 --> 00:00:22,332 - Holy--what? Bucky--what are you doing? 8 00:00:25,991 --> 00:00:28,269 - Just one normal christmas, huh? 9 00:00:28,304 --> 00:00:30,064 Is that too much to ask? 10 00:00:30,099 --> 00:00:32,860 - Oh, I am having a normal christmas, all right? 11 00:00:32,894 --> 00:00:35,414 My dad is waiting for me to decorate the tree this year, 12 00:00:35,449 --> 00:00:37,037 And I am not missing it. 13 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,108 So... - All right, well, 14 00:00:39,142 --> 00:00:40,247 We've got plenty of time. 15 00:00:40,281 --> 00:00:43,215 If we just snag and bag the schnoz, we can-- 16 00:00:43,250 --> 00:00:45,735 Whoa! - Pete! 17 00:00:45,769 --> 00:00:46,908 - [yelling] 18 00:00:46,943 --> 00:00:48,048 Oh, Myka! 19 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:50,084 Whoa, whoa! 20 00:00:50,119 --> 00:00:52,466 Yah! Myka! 21 00:00:54,468 --> 00:00:56,021 - Pete! - I'm okay. 22 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,057 Just get to rudolph. 23 00:01:00,336 --> 00:01:02,752 - On dancer, on prancer... 24 00:01:02,786 --> 00:01:04,754 - Ow! - On donner and blitzen. 25 00:01:04,788 --> 00:01:06,618 Ho ho ho! [whipping sound] 26 00:01:06,652 --> 00:01:07,860 - Ah! 27 00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:12,969 - [groaning] 28 00:01:15,144 --> 00:01:16,835 - [grunting] 29 00:01:16,869 --> 00:01:18,768 - Ho ho ho ho! 30 00:01:18,802 --> 00:01:20,459 Merry christmas! [whipping sound] 31 00:01:20,494 --> 00:01:21,771 Ho ho ho ho! 32 00:01:21,805 --> 00:01:23,221 [grunting] 33 00:01:23,255 --> 00:01:25,154 - Hey! Just-- 34 00:01:25,188 --> 00:01:27,294 - I got it! - Would you bag it? 35 00:01:27,328 --> 00:01:29,019 This kid's got a mean streak. 36 00:01:29,054 --> 00:01:30,469 Hey! That's my tennis elbow. 37 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:37,718 [bulbs pop] 38 00:01:45,243 --> 00:01:47,486 [reindeer grunts] 39 00:01:47,521 --> 00:01:48,694 - Come back, bucky! 40 00:01:48,729 --> 00:01:51,041 - Catie! Don't go out there. 41 00:01:51,076 --> 00:01:54,631 Catie! - Bucky! 42 00:01:54,666 --> 00:01:55,908 Go inside, bucky. 43 00:01:55,943 --> 00:01:58,635 - Catie. Catie, be careful. 44 00:01:58,670 --> 00:01:59,705 Watch out for-- 45 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:00,879 Oh. - Hey. 46 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:02,156 - What the heck was that? 47 00:02:02,191 --> 00:02:03,261 - All we did was plug it in. 48 00:02:03,295 --> 00:02:05,884 - Yeah, we're from florida power. 49 00:02:05,918 --> 00:02:07,817 We tracked a surge to this address. 50 00:02:07,851 --> 00:02:09,163 - Yes, you had too many lights. 51 00:02:09,198 --> 00:02:10,716 One too many to be exact. 52 00:02:10,751 --> 00:02:12,960 - But there was a reindeer, a live reindeer, 53 00:02:12,994 --> 00:02:13,961 In my kitchen. 54 00:02:13,995 --> 00:02:15,065 - Escaped. 55 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:17,206 It escaped from the christmas pageant 56 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,346 At the zoo. - The zoo had a pageant? 57 00:02:19,380 --> 00:02:20,933 - Well, it was invitation-only. 58 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,420 - Oh, hello down there. 59 00:02:24,454 --> 00:02:26,111 - Do you work for santa? 60 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,424 - I do. I work in customer relations. 61 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:30,288 - Thank you for saving bucky. 62 00:02:30,322 --> 00:02:32,842 - Oh, you're welcome, catie. 63 00:02:32,876 --> 00:02:35,396 You know what, santa loves candy canes. 64 00:02:35,431 --> 00:02:38,054 And so do I. 65 00:02:38,088 --> 00:02:42,058 Thank you. 66 00:02:42,092 --> 00:02:44,474 - Chillax, grumpy. 67 00:02:44,509 --> 00:02:46,131 It's just an early christmas present. 68 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,546 - No! - Artie. 69 00:02:47,581 --> 00:02:48,858 I'm not going to allow you 70 00:02:48,892 --> 00:02:50,273 To go to vegas with dr. Vanessa 71 00:02:50,308 --> 00:02:52,413 Wearing your usual symphony in brown. 72 00:02:52,448 --> 00:02:54,174 - Brown is slimming. I like brown. 73 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:56,072 And if I wear that in vegas, they'll think I'm a croupier. 74 00:02:56,106 --> 00:02:57,418 And I'm not gonna go to vegas. 75 00:02:57,453 --> 00:02:58,868 There's way too much to do here. 76 00:02:58,902 --> 00:03:01,940 The--the--the gooery needs flushing. 77 00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:04,770 And I haven't cycled the security encryption in months. 78 00:03:04,805 --> 00:03:06,255 What? - What happened? 79 00:03:06,289 --> 00:03:07,635 - Yeah, you've been looking forward 80 00:03:07,670 --> 00:03:09,085 To this thing with vanessa for weeks. 81 00:03:09,119 --> 00:03:11,087 - What happened? My father called, 82 00:03:11,121 --> 00:03:12,226 Wanting to get together for the holiday. 83 00:03:12,261 --> 00:03:13,952 Thank you for that. 84 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,091 Then he found out about vegas, 85 00:03:15,125 --> 00:03:16,748 And now he guilted me into coming with. 86 00:03:16,782 --> 00:03:18,405 - Ooh. - No, it gets worse. 87 00:03:18,439 --> 00:03:21,649 Ha-ha. Hugo found out about vegas somehow, 88 00:03:21,684 --> 00:03:23,444 And now he wants to come too. 89 00:03:23,479 --> 00:03:24,687 - Well, you can't spend another christmas alone 90 00:03:24,721 --> 00:03:25,860 In the Warehouse. - No, I can't. 91 00:03:25,895 --> 00:03:27,068 I can go with you to switzerland 92 00:03:27,103 --> 00:03:28,967 To be with your brother Joshua. - No, no, no. 93 00:03:29,001 --> 00:03:31,245 No, I'm going snowboarding in the alps. 94 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:32,315 I'm not sitting in a corner and listening 95 00:03:32,350 --> 00:03:33,696 To the two of you discuss quantum physics. 96 00:03:33,730 --> 00:03:34,731 That never ends well. Vegas! 97 00:03:34,766 --> 00:03:35,732 - Please. Please. - Vegas! 98 00:03:35,767 --> 00:03:36,871 - Shut up. Listen, Pete, Pete, 99 00:03:36,906 --> 00:03:38,218 I could stay here this year. 100 00:03:38,252 --> 00:03:39,598 I could go on Warehouse duty. 101 00:03:39,633 --> 00:03:40,944 Next year you could do it. 102 00:03:40,979 --> 00:03:43,533 - No, no, no. 103 00:03:43,568 --> 00:03:45,880 I drew the short straw fair and square, Artie. 104 00:03:45,915 --> 00:03:49,298 Besides, my mom and my sister are taking a shopping spree 105 00:03:49,332 --> 00:03:51,955 In new york city, and I'd rather be dragged 106 00:03:51,990 --> 00:03:53,543 By a truck over broken glass. 107 00:03:53,578 --> 00:03:55,890 - [groans] - Look, Artie, don't worry. 108 00:03:55,925 --> 00:03:57,754 You can stay with me and my family 109 00:03:57,789 --> 00:03:59,273 For christmas. - Ohh. 110 00:03:59,308 --> 00:04:00,412 That's excellent. 111 00:04:00,447 --> 00:04:02,311 That's great. Thank you so much. 112 00:04:02,345 --> 00:04:05,314 - Well, I bet that hugo would make sure dr. Vanessa 113 00:04:05,348 --> 00:04:08,144 Doesn't even miss you. 114 00:04:08,178 --> 00:04:12,528 - [grumbles] - [mimics Artie's grumbling] 115 00:04:12,562 --> 00:04:14,564 - Vegas, baby, vegas! - [cheers] 116 00:04:14,599 --> 00:04:16,359 - Murder is legal in vegas, right? 117 00:04:16,394 --> 00:04:18,188 - Oh, my god, I have to pack. 118 00:04:18,223 --> 00:04:20,190 - Oh, hey, I'll see you later at Leena's 119 00:04:20,225 --> 00:04:21,502 For some farewell fruitcake. 120 00:04:21,537 --> 00:04:24,264 I am off to the christmas aisle. 121 00:04:24,298 --> 00:04:25,955 - Yeah, l'chaim. 122 00:04:28,475 --> 00:04:30,235 - ♪ jingle bells 123 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,030 ♪ ha, jingle all the way 124 00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,411 ♪ huh, huh 125 00:04:33,445 --> 00:04:35,792 ♪ oh, what fun it is to ride ♪ 126 00:04:35,827 --> 00:04:37,277 I like. 127 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:39,313 ♪ in a one-horse open sleigh 128 00:04:39,348 --> 00:04:41,419 ♪ hey tip your waitresses. 129 00:04:41,453 --> 00:04:43,179 ♪ oh, what fun [scatting] 130 00:04:43,213 --> 00:04:45,285 ♪ rudolph's nose is right here ♪ 131 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:46,355 Bam. 132 00:04:46,389 --> 00:04:47,701 ♪ oh, what fun it is 133 00:04:47,735 --> 00:04:50,048 ♪ to ride in a one-horse open... ♪ 134 00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:53,189 Ooh! 135 00:04:53,223 --> 00:04:57,158 I'm gonna sue Mrs. Frederic. 136 00:04:57,193 --> 00:05:00,300 ♪ and a jingle bells 137 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:01,749 ♪ I just fell 138 00:05:01,784 --> 00:05:05,305 ♪ I'm gonna get me some workman's comp ♪ 139 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:09,136 ♪ and something with pain ♪ 140 00:05:09,170 --> 00:05:11,069 ♪ jingle bells 141 00:05:11,103 --> 00:05:13,209 ♪ jingle bells, mm ♪ 142 00:05:13,243 --> 00:05:14,555 ♪ jingle bells thank you. 143 00:05:22,011 --> 00:05:25,359 - Who are you guys? 144 00:05:25,394 --> 00:05:27,327 - Hands now. - Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. 145 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:29,225 What the hell? - How did you get in here? 146 00:05:29,259 --> 00:05:30,640 - Me? How did I get-- 147 00:05:30,675 --> 00:05:32,815 Okay, that's--that's very funny. 148 00:05:32,849 --> 00:05:34,264 Artie! Come on out. 149 00:05:34,299 --> 00:05:35,542 The joke's over. 150 00:05:35,576 --> 00:05:36,715 Where's Artie? 151 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:38,441 - Arthur hasn't worked here 152 00:05:38,476 --> 00:05:41,755 In a very long time. 153 00:05:42,997 --> 00:05:44,792 - MacPherson. 154 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,035 But you're dead. 155 00:06:00,877 --> 00:06:03,155 - I mean, this-- this is just nuts. 156 00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:04,433 The last time I saw you, 157 00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:06,158 You were nothing more than a pile of dust 158 00:06:06,193 --> 00:06:07,850 In front of the escher vault. 159 00:06:07,884 --> 00:06:09,817 - Were I dead, I should think I'd be the first to know. 160 00:06:09,852 --> 00:06:10,818 - He's clean, james. 161 00:06:10,853 --> 00:06:12,095 No I.D. Either. 162 00:06:12,130 --> 00:06:13,200 - Now, how do you know about the escher vault? 163 00:06:13,234 --> 00:06:14,201 - How'd you even get in here? 164 00:06:14,235 --> 00:06:15,858 [thud] Ooh! 165 00:06:15,892 --> 00:06:17,273 [coughs] 166 00:06:17,307 --> 00:06:18,999 - You break into a high-security facility, 167 00:06:19,033 --> 00:06:20,345 And you start asking us questions? 168 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:23,003 - Raymond, any friend of arthur's is someone I want 169 00:06:23,037 --> 00:06:25,419 To speak with. - I don't know how you did this, 170 00:06:25,454 --> 00:06:26,834 But you won't get away with it. 171 00:06:26,869 --> 00:06:28,698 - Get away with what? And how do you know me? 172 00:06:28,733 --> 00:06:31,183 We've never met. - Fine. Keep playing your game. 173 00:06:31,218 --> 00:06:33,945 - I know this may sound strange to you, 174 00:06:33,979 --> 00:06:35,843 But I think you're under the influence 175 00:06:35,878 --> 00:06:37,811 Of what we call an artifact. 176 00:06:37,845 --> 00:06:40,676 - Have you come into contact with anything unusual? 177 00:06:40,710 --> 00:06:41,780 Maybe a family heirloom? - No! No! 178 00:06:41,815 --> 00:06:44,611 I haven't been whammied. You have. 179 00:06:44,645 --> 00:06:46,060 - Have you noticed the smell of fudge 180 00:06:46,095 --> 00:06:48,649 When there is no fudge? 181 00:06:48,684 --> 00:06:51,031 - If this is some kind of a joke, 182 00:06:51,065 --> 00:06:53,067 I get it, I get it, okay? 183 00:06:53,102 --> 00:06:55,242 It's the best holiday prank ever. 184 00:06:55,276 --> 00:06:56,657 Ha ha ha ha. 185 00:06:56,692 --> 00:06:58,970 I mean, what, is Artie using harriet tubman's thimble 186 00:06:59,004 --> 00:07:01,455 To turn himself into dr. Evil? 187 00:07:01,490 --> 00:07:03,353 - James, we've been looking for that thimble for years. 188 00:07:03,388 --> 00:07:05,286 - How do you know this stuff? How'd you break in? 189 00:07:05,321 --> 00:07:08,393 - Look, bad cop, I didn't break in. 190 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,050 He did. 191 00:07:10,084 --> 00:07:11,879 I was coming back from the christmas aisle, 192 00:07:11,914 --> 00:07:14,192 I came into Artie's office, 193 00:07:14,226 --> 00:07:17,540 And found James MacPherson, agent-turned-killer-- 194 00:07:17,575 --> 00:07:20,163 - Killer? Do you know how many lives this man has saved? 195 00:07:20,198 --> 00:07:23,063 - He blew up the umbilicus with Artie in it! 196 00:07:23,097 --> 00:07:26,653 He freed H.G. Wells. She tried to blow up the world. 197 00:07:26,687 --> 00:07:30,346 - Search for artifacts that cause delusions like this. 198 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:32,210 Raymond, take him to Leena's and tell me-- 199 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:33,970 - Leena. She knows me. 200 00:07:34,005 --> 00:07:35,524 She'll back me up. 201 00:07:37,595 --> 00:07:39,631 Oh, Leena, thank god. 202 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:43,739 Would you--would you please tell grunt number one here who I am? 203 00:07:43,773 --> 00:07:45,292 - Who are you? 204 00:07:45,326 --> 00:07:47,225 - Pete. 205 00:07:47,259 --> 00:07:50,573 It's--I'm Pete. Remember? Did--I--you-- 206 00:07:50,608 --> 00:07:51,988 I have a really good aura. 207 00:07:52,023 --> 00:07:53,058 I'm in tune. 208 00:07:53,093 --> 00:07:55,405 - That's so strange. 209 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,200 You don't have an aura. 210 00:07:57,235 --> 00:07:59,099 - What? 211 00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:00,341 You love my aura. 212 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:04,104 You flirted with my aura. Leena. 213 00:08:05,968 --> 00:08:07,901 Leena, I would never hurt you. 214 00:08:07,935 --> 00:08:10,455 You know that. 215 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,941 [Farnsworth buzzing] 216 00:08:13,976 --> 00:08:16,012 - What does Leena say? 217 00:08:16,047 --> 00:08:18,118 - Just like we thought. She doesn't know him either. 218 00:08:18,152 --> 00:08:19,533 - He's definitely dangerous. 219 00:08:19,568 --> 00:08:21,880 There's no record of a peter Lattimer anywhere. 220 00:08:21,915 --> 00:08:24,158 I'm not getting any hits on his prints either. 221 00:08:24,193 --> 00:08:27,161 James says we better take him to the box. 222 00:08:27,196 --> 00:08:28,577 - All right. Coming back. 223 00:08:28,611 --> 00:08:30,717 - Ray, look out! 224 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:34,479 - Uh-uh-uh. 225 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:36,757 The Leena I know is a lot nicer to her guests. 226 00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:38,759 Now you drop that and get over there. 227 00:08:38,794 --> 00:08:42,556 Now I have got 228 00:08:42,591 --> 00:08:43,937 To stop MacPherson. 229 00:08:43,971 --> 00:08:45,732 Ah. 230 00:08:45,766 --> 00:08:47,665 He thinks artifacts 231 00:08:47,699 --> 00:08:49,943 Belong out in the world. 232 00:08:49,977 --> 00:08:52,359 So he sells them on the black market. 233 00:08:52,393 --> 00:08:54,085 And I think he's used one 234 00:08:54,119 --> 00:08:56,052 To whammy everybody. 235 00:08:56,087 --> 00:08:58,883 - If you think that you can single-handedly stop 236 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:01,471 James MacPherson, you really are insane. 237 00:09:01,506 --> 00:09:03,853 - Never said I was gonna do it alone. 238 00:09:09,031 --> 00:09:11,861 So he sells them on the black market. 239 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:14,346 [telephone rings] 240 00:09:14,381 --> 00:09:16,590 - Bering & son books. 241 00:09:16,625 --> 00:09:18,316 - Mrs. Bering, hey. 242 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:20,732 Oh, my-- [sighs] 243 00:09:20,767 --> 00:09:22,734 Thank god. It's so good to hear your voice. 244 00:09:22,769 --> 00:09:23,942 It's Pete. 245 00:09:23,977 --> 00:09:25,461 - Pete who? 246 00:09:25,495 --> 00:09:27,118 - Uh, Pete Lattimer, 247 00:09:27,152 --> 00:09:28,188 Myka's partner. 248 00:09:28,222 --> 00:09:29,327 - I didn't know Myka had a partner. 249 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:31,985 - You and I met a couple years ago. 250 00:09:32,019 --> 00:09:34,159 Edgar allen poe's pen. 251 00:09:34,194 --> 00:09:36,610 - Is this some sort of joke? 252 00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:38,923 - Look, could you please just put Myka on? 253 00:09:38,957 --> 00:09:40,787 I know she's there for christmas, so... 254 00:09:40,821 --> 00:09:42,927 - Myka hasn't been home from dc in two years, 255 00:09:42,961 --> 00:09:44,031 Not... 256 00:09:44,066 --> 00:09:45,515 Not since her father's funeral, 257 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:46,620 So I'd appreciate it if you-- 258 00:09:46,655 --> 00:09:48,967 - What? No. Warren is alive. 259 00:09:49,002 --> 00:09:50,072 He's decorating the tree 260 00:09:50,106 --> 00:09:51,383 With Myka tonight. 261 00:09:51,418 --> 00:09:52,868 - All right, that's enough. 262 00:09:52,902 --> 00:09:54,973 You picked the wrong family to pull this on, mister. 263 00:09:55,008 --> 00:09:56,803 My daughter is a federal agent. 264 00:09:56,837 --> 00:09:58,287 So just back off. 265 00:09:58,321 --> 00:10:00,634 [receiver clicks, dial tone] 266 00:10:14,786 --> 00:10:17,409 - ♪ da da [chuckles] 267 00:10:17,444 --> 00:10:18,790 Your agents may be pretty great 268 00:10:18,825 --> 00:10:20,412 At taking a bullet, but you might want 269 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:21,621 To warn 'em about the pickpockets. 270 00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:25,625 - Did you just admit to a crime? 271 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,799 - You have no idea who I am, do you? 272 00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:30,353 - Should I? 273 00:10:30,388 --> 00:10:31,665 - Uh, okay, okay. 274 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:32,977 Um... 275 00:10:33,011 --> 00:10:34,806 Do the words "Warehouse", 276 00:10:34,841 --> 00:10:36,566 "artifact", 277 00:10:36,601 --> 00:10:37,878 Or "univille" mean anything to you? 278 00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:39,742 - No, but "creepy", "trespassing", 279 00:10:39,777 --> 00:10:41,710 And "federal offense" do. 280 00:10:41,744 --> 00:10:44,367 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 281 00:10:44,402 --> 00:10:46,059 Okay. What if I told you 282 00:10:46,093 --> 00:10:47,681 That I knew you spoke a bazillion languages, 283 00:10:47,716 --> 00:10:50,132 That your secret high school crush was kurt smoller, 284 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:52,755 And you can't watch any movie where an animal dies? 285 00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:54,136 Would you hear me out then? 286 00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:56,345 - No, I would think you were a stalker 287 00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:58,968 With access to facebook, and then I would call security. 288 00:10:59,003 --> 00:11:00,383 - I am your partner. - Really? 289 00:11:00,418 --> 00:11:03,214 Because I think I would remember something like that. 290 00:11:06,044 --> 00:11:09,013 - Look, please, please, 291 00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:10,739 Of everybody, 292 00:11:10,773 --> 00:11:13,120 I need you to listen to me, okay? 293 00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:16,123 I mean, you have this whole other life 294 00:11:16,158 --> 00:11:18,712 That nobody seems to remember but me. 295 00:11:18,747 --> 00:11:21,750 - Maybe you should talk to somebody about that. 296 00:11:21,784 --> 00:11:22,889 Look, mr.-- - Agent. 297 00:11:22,923 --> 00:11:24,753 - Agent. - Agent Pete Lattimer. 298 00:11:24,787 --> 00:11:28,135 Now I've been an agent at Warehouse 13 299 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:29,965 For three years, and so have you. 300 00:11:29,999 --> 00:11:33,002 And to keep the world safe, we track down dangerous artifacts 301 00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:34,832 And store them in a Warehouse in south dakota. 302 00:11:34,866 --> 00:11:37,800 - [laughs] there is no reality 303 00:11:37,835 --> 00:11:40,389 In which I would live in south dakota. 304 00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:43,875 And this--this is a government Warehouse. 305 00:11:43,910 --> 00:11:45,774 - Well--well, sort of. 306 00:11:45,808 --> 00:11:47,396 It's the 13th Warehouse 307 00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:49,536 That's ever been, started by alexander the great-- 308 00:11:49,570 --> 00:11:50,848 And you think I'm crazy, don't you? 309 00:11:50,882 --> 00:11:52,539 - Big time. 310 00:11:52,573 --> 00:11:53,782 - [sighs] 311 00:11:53,816 --> 00:11:56,716 I bet you hit the silent alarm, didn't you? 312 00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,407 - Before you even started talking. 313 00:12:00,823 --> 00:12:02,825 - Yeah. That's what I would have done. 314 00:12:02,860 --> 00:12:05,000 - Buh-bye. - I'll see ya. 315 00:12:05,034 --> 00:12:06,311 - Merry christmas. 316 00:12:08,175 --> 00:12:10,108 - Tell me how a man in handcuffs 317 00:12:10,143 --> 00:12:11,972 Was able to take you by surprise. 318 00:12:12,007 --> 00:12:13,836 - The guy obviously has military training. 319 00:12:13,871 --> 00:12:15,355 - As do you. 320 00:12:15,389 --> 00:12:17,564 Sandra, would you be a dear 321 00:12:17,598 --> 00:12:19,877 And fetch him? - Of course, james. 322 00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:28,782 - Get that. 323 00:12:28,817 --> 00:12:31,509 Here you go. 324 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:33,097 - You're the only woman I know 325 00:12:33,131 --> 00:12:36,479 Who can make me follow her into a bar. 326 00:12:37,895 --> 00:12:39,551 Aagh! 327 00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:41,381 - Okay, this is not cute, all right? 328 00:12:41,415 --> 00:12:43,072 This is not funny. I am a federal agent, 329 00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:46,179 And I can easily and happily shoot you. 330 00:12:46,213 --> 00:12:47,283 - Okay, okay. 331 00:12:47,318 --> 00:12:48,319 I'll make you a deal. 332 00:12:48,353 --> 00:12:50,148 - The deal is that you walk away, 333 00:12:50,183 --> 00:12:51,356 I never see you again, 334 00:12:51,391 --> 00:12:52,702 And you don't go to jail. 335 00:12:52,737 --> 00:12:54,497 - Fine, fine, just answer one question, 336 00:12:54,532 --> 00:12:55,844 And I'll leave you alone forever. 337 00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:06,199 - Only because it's less paperwork. 338 00:13:06,233 --> 00:13:09,443 [clears throat] 339 00:13:09,478 --> 00:13:12,377 - Why are you spending christmas eve alone? 340 00:13:14,863 --> 00:13:17,831 Because the Myka I know, my Myka, 341 00:13:17,866 --> 00:13:20,075 She's surrounded by people who love her. 342 00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:22,146 - People love me. - Who? 343 00:13:22,180 --> 00:13:23,699 - People. 344 00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:27,979 My secretary gave me this pen for christmas. 345 00:13:28,014 --> 00:13:29,256 It's mont blanc. 346 00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:30,464 - You bought that for yourself. 347 00:13:30,499 --> 00:13:32,984 - No, I didn't. 348 00:13:33,019 --> 00:13:34,537 So what if I did? 349 00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:35,987 How did-- how do you know that? 350 00:13:36,022 --> 00:13:38,162 - Because nobody gives or wants 351 00:13:38,196 --> 00:13:39,646 A fancy pen for christmas 352 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:40,958 Unless they grew up in a bookstore 353 00:13:40,992 --> 00:13:43,961 And have a deep and reverent love for the written word. 354 00:13:43,995 --> 00:13:45,963 And that is my Myka. 355 00:13:45,997 --> 00:13:50,519 - Well, this Myka is creeped out. 356 00:13:50,553 --> 00:13:53,108 - Okay, look, I know it sounds bad-- 357 00:13:53,142 --> 00:13:55,179 Living in south dakota, working at a Warehouse 358 00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:57,940 With an emotionally-stunted partner-- 359 00:13:57,975 --> 00:13:59,459 But my Myka loves it. 360 00:13:59,493 --> 00:14:01,564 - And why is that? 361 00:14:01,599 --> 00:14:06,742 - Because she knows the world is full of endless wonder. 362 00:14:08,744 --> 00:14:11,643 - Endless wonder? 363 00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:17,235 [laughs] We're done here. 364 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:20,583 - Your father's still alive. 365 00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:28,419 My Myka reconciled with him a couple years ago. 366 00:14:28,453 --> 00:14:33,976 She's spending christmas at home in colorado. 367 00:14:34,011 --> 00:14:36,634 - That is a cheap shot. 368 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,808 It really is, using my family, 369 00:14:38,843 --> 00:14:40,465 But my relationship with my father 370 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,640 Is no secret. - But his book was a secret, 371 00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:43,641 Wasn't it? 372 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:46,920 - How did you... 373 00:14:46,955 --> 00:14:48,301 Mom burned that. 374 00:14:48,335 --> 00:14:49,958 I didn't even know about that until after dad... 375 00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:52,546 - the blue willow sky. 376 00:14:52,581 --> 00:14:54,617 It was about you. 377 00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:57,068 You read it to him when he was sick, 378 00:14:57,103 --> 00:15:00,175 And he got better. 379 00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:02,832 You saved him, Myka. 380 00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:06,871 And now I need you to save me. 381 00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,776 - Let me be perfectly clear. 382 00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:19,366 I know places where people would never find your body. 383 00:15:19,401 --> 00:15:20,850 - Deal. 384 00:15:20,885 --> 00:15:22,473 I'll even dig the hole. 385 00:15:22,507 --> 00:15:24,268 Okay. 386 00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:26,235 Now the guy we're looking for 387 00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:27,823 Is Artie Nielsen. 388 00:15:27,857 --> 00:15:30,895 - Wait, do you mean arthur weisfelt? 389 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,103 - Good. Good, good. 390 00:15:32,138 --> 00:15:34,657 You know him. Oh, he'll know what to do. 391 00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:36,866 Do you know where he is? 392 00:15:36,901 --> 00:15:39,904 - Yes. He's right where I left him. 393 00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:43,943 - Weisfelt, you have a visitor. 394 00:15:58,888 --> 00:16:01,063 [buzzer] 395 00:16:04,584 --> 00:16:07,621 - You! 396 00:16:07,656 --> 00:16:08,795 - You remember me! 397 00:16:08,829 --> 00:16:11,004 - No. Her! Agent Bering. 398 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:12,454 How can I forget the reason I haven't seen daylight 399 00:16:12,488 --> 00:16:13,627 In over three years? 400 00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:15,008 - That's what happens to people 401 00:16:15,043 --> 00:16:16,941 Who try to assassinate the president. 402 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,150 - I was trying to snag and bag the bloodstone, 403 00:16:19,185 --> 00:16:21,221 And people died because you wouldn't let me do my j-- 404 00:16:21,256 --> 00:16:22,912 What am I doing? What's the point? 405 00:16:22,947 --> 00:16:24,466 - The bloodstone, the museum. 406 00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:26,088 That's where I met you guys for the first time. 407 00:16:26,123 --> 00:16:27,434 That was our first artifact. 408 00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:29,436 Ha ha. One step forward. 409 00:16:29,471 --> 00:16:30,610 - Artifact? Who are you? 410 00:16:30,644 --> 00:16:32,232 - And two steps back. Okay. 411 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:36,305 Artie, look, I need you to take a leap of faith with me. 412 00:16:38,169 --> 00:16:40,137 My name is agent Pete Lattimer. 413 00:16:40,171 --> 00:16:43,002 I've worked at Warehouse 13 since we met 414 00:16:43,036 --> 00:16:44,555 At the museum with the bloodstone, 415 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:47,454 And I've been trying-- - Stop. 416 00:16:47,489 --> 00:16:49,111 What did you touch? 417 00:16:49,146 --> 00:16:51,665 - Me? No, I haven't touched anything. 418 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:52,701 It's MacPherson. 419 00:16:52,735 --> 00:16:53,771 MacPherson's the one 420 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:55,428 That made the world go all wonky... 421 00:16:55,462 --> 00:16:57,602 - Wait, wait, when exactly, exactly 422 00:16:57,637 --> 00:16:58,948 Did the world start to go wonky? 423 00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:00,778 - After I put back rudolph's nose 424 00:17:00,812 --> 00:17:03,022 In the christmas aisle. 425 00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:05,955 - The aisle of noel. Wait a minute. 426 00:17:05,990 --> 00:17:07,267 Did you by any chance 427 00:17:07,302 --> 00:17:09,545 Touch a brush? 428 00:17:09,580 --> 00:17:12,755 One with a long green handle 429 00:17:12,790 --> 00:17:14,757 And tan-colored bristles? 430 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,621 - Does fell on me count as touched? 431 00:17:16,656 --> 00:17:20,315 - [sighs] philip van doren stern's 432 00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:23,973 Upholstery brush. - Stern. 433 00:17:24,008 --> 00:17:26,286 He wrote a short story called "the greatest gift". 434 00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:28,081 The movie it's a wonderful life was based on it. 435 00:17:28,116 --> 00:17:29,462 It's not important. 436 00:17:29,496 --> 00:17:31,671 - See, Myka knows things. 437 00:17:31,705 --> 00:17:34,087 Even when you're not Myka, you're Myka. 438 00:17:34,122 --> 00:17:36,365 - See, if you touched that brush, 439 00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:39,127 Then you were literally swept away. 440 00:17:39,161 --> 00:17:40,438 You've never been born. 441 00:17:40,473 --> 00:17:43,890 - What are you talking about? 442 00:17:43,924 --> 00:17:45,616 I've been born. See, I'm here. 443 00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:46,858 The world is here. 444 00:17:46,893 --> 00:17:48,170 In fact, you know, 445 00:17:48,205 --> 00:17:50,103 I've kind of saved it a few times. 446 00:17:50,138 --> 00:17:51,518 - You? 447 00:17:51,553 --> 00:17:53,417 [laughs] 448 00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:55,315 Saved the world. 449 00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:57,110 - Yes. I can prove it. 450 00:17:57,145 --> 00:17:59,595 Okay? Just hold on. 451 00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:01,321 Where is it? 452 00:18:01,356 --> 00:18:03,358 Man, catie's candy cane is gone. 453 00:18:03,392 --> 00:18:05,463 - Catie's candy cane is gone because you've never existed. 454 00:18:05,498 --> 00:18:08,984 - Okay, what does that even mean? 455 00:18:09,018 --> 00:18:10,261 - Okay, wait, 456 00:18:10,296 --> 00:18:12,884 Because I wasn't there, Myka arrested you? 457 00:18:12,919 --> 00:18:15,887 - And I went to jail, and MacPherson somehow convinced 458 00:18:15,922 --> 00:18:18,649 The regents that he had been rehabilitated. 459 00:18:18,683 --> 00:18:21,652 - Well, if H.G. Wells could do it... 460 00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:25,173 Never mind. 461 00:18:25,207 --> 00:18:30,626 - Okay, so, somehow, if this Pete Lattimer existed, 462 00:18:30,661 --> 00:18:33,250 He kept my father from having a heart attack? 463 00:18:33,284 --> 00:18:34,699 - It's possible. If he played a part 464 00:18:34,734 --> 00:18:36,632 In mending the relationship between you and your father, 465 00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:38,427 Then it could have had a positive effect 466 00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:41,050 On your father's health, yeah. 467 00:18:43,052 --> 00:18:44,813 - I want to believe you, 468 00:18:44,847 --> 00:18:46,918 I do, it's--it's just-- 469 00:18:46,953 --> 00:18:48,506 - Insane. Yeah, I know, 470 00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:50,508 But people's lives are far more intertwined 471 00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:52,131 Than we all realize. - Intertwined? 472 00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:54,788 As in a nut ball follows me home 473 00:18:54,823 --> 00:18:56,997 From a bar, I release a terrorist 474 00:18:57,032 --> 00:19:00,380 From prison, and then what, I lose my job? 475 00:19:00,415 --> 00:19:02,313 - I'd say that's about right. - You put it that way, 476 00:19:02,348 --> 00:19:04,453 Yeah, you got it, I think. - I mean, yeah. 477 00:19:04,488 --> 00:19:06,041 - But I was the arresting officer. 478 00:19:06,075 --> 00:19:07,629 You can remand him to my custody. 479 00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:09,596 - Absolutely no way. You need a presiding judge 480 00:19:09,631 --> 00:19:10,735 To sign a-- - Sir. 481 00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:12,151 I think you need to read this. 482 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:13,290 - Excuse me. 483 00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:18,191 - Look, I was crazy to even ask. 484 00:19:18,226 --> 00:19:20,020 This will never fly. 485 00:19:20,055 --> 00:19:21,608 It would take a miracle to get him released 486 00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:23,196 On such short-- - Agent Bering. 487 00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:26,510 It seems that you can have mr. Weisfelt for 24 hours. 488 00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:27,683 - What? Just like that? 489 00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:29,616 But you said I had no authorization. 490 00:19:29,651 --> 00:19:32,136 - Someone higher up is pulling this string. 491 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,586 Mrs. Frederic? 492 00:19:40,248 --> 00:19:42,319 - MacPherson's not gonna just let us walk back 493 00:19:42,353 --> 00:19:44,252 Into the Warehouse. - I can't walk in there at all. 494 00:19:44,286 --> 00:19:46,564 He's injected me with some kind of solution 495 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:49,498 That reacts violently to the painite in the Warehouse walls. 496 00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:50,913 - Violently is an understatement. 497 00:19:50,948 --> 00:19:52,570 I mean, there's sizzling 498 00:19:52,605 --> 00:19:55,642 And caving in and bones turning into... 499 00:19:55,677 --> 00:19:58,058 I mean, it's not gonna happen to you. 500 00:19:58,093 --> 00:20:01,545 - Anyway, no one has ever broken into Warehouse 13. 501 00:20:01,579 --> 00:20:03,719 - Well, that's not exactly true. 502 00:20:03,754 --> 00:20:05,618 How well do you remember Claudia Donovan? 503 00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:12,452 - James. 504 00:20:12,487 --> 00:20:14,523 You were right. Weisfelt was released 505 00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:16,249 From prison, and Lattimer was with him. 506 00:20:16,284 --> 00:20:17,871 - Ah, and one particularly interesting detail. 507 00:20:17,906 --> 00:20:19,701 He's more dangerous than I thought. 508 00:20:19,735 --> 00:20:21,392 Go join sandra. 509 00:20:21,427 --> 00:20:23,325 I want him stopped and brought back. 510 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,672 - One way or another? 511 00:20:25,707 --> 00:20:28,054 - Surprise me. 512 00:20:28,088 --> 00:20:29,400 [door beeps] 513 00:20:33,611 --> 00:20:35,026 [bells jingling] 514 00:20:39,548 --> 00:20:40,963 - Aah! 515 00:20:40,998 --> 00:20:43,138 - All right, 307. This is it. 516 00:20:43,172 --> 00:20:45,485 Now I think you guys should wait out here. 517 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:46,624 We don't want to frighten the poor girl, 518 00:20:46,659 --> 00:20:48,868 And she may remember me. 519 00:20:48,902 --> 00:20:51,111 So... 520 00:20:51,146 --> 00:20:53,113 Hello? Claudia Donovan? 521 00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:56,220 Hello? Claudia? 522 00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:59,637 Hello? Claudia? 523 00:21:15,688 --> 00:21:17,517 - Hello, professor. 524 00:21:17,552 --> 00:21:19,070 - Claudia. 525 00:21:19,105 --> 00:21:22,246 - I was really hoping you'd come visit me some day. 526 00:21:24,213 --> 00:21:26,043 - What? - Happy holidays. 527 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:29,460 - [yells] 528 00:21:29,495 --> 00:21:31,048 What the hell is that? 529 00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:33,913 - You work with what you got. Now you're gonna help me 530 00:21:33,947 --> 00:21:36,122 Get my brother back. - [yells] 531 00:21:36,156 --> 00:21:38,193 Help! Help! - Claudia! 532 00:21:38,227 --> 00:21:39,401 Claudia, listen. 533 00:21:39,436 --> 00:21:42,024 Your brother Joshua, he's trapped 534 00:21:42,059 --> 00:21:43,647 In an interdimensional space, 535 00:21:43,681 --> 00:21:45,096 But we know how to get him back. 536 00:21:45,131 --> 00:21:47,340 - We do? - We do? 537 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:49,377 - You know about Joshua? 538 00:21:49,411 --> 00:21:50,999 - Yes, and rheticus' compass. 539 00:21:51,033 --> 00:21:52,103 You're not crazy. 540 00:21:52,138 --> 00:21:53,484 Okay, it all happened. 541 00:21:53,519 --> 00:21:54,692 And we're gonna save him, 542 00:21:54,727 --> 00:21:56,729 But we need your help. 543 00:21:56,763 --> 00:21:58,420 - Stay. 544 00:22:00,215 --> 00:22:01,630 What do you want me to do? 545 00:22:01,665 --> 00:22:04,219 - Break into a large depository filled with mystical artifacts 546 00:22:04,253 --> 00:22:05,738 Located in the south dakota badlands. 547 00:22:05,772 --> 00:22:07,049 - Warehouse 13? 548 00:22:07,084 --> 00:22:08,879 I've been trying to hack into that place for years. 549 00:22:08,913 --> 00:22:10,018 One condition. - Name it. 550 00:22:10,052 --> 00:22:11,260 - When we're done, I get him. - Deal. 551 00:22:11,295 --> 00:22:12,779 - Hey. - Relax. 552 00:22:12,814 --> 00:22:14,125 She shocks you all the time. 553 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,679 It's your thing. 554 00:22:15,713 --> 00:22:17,853 - Breaking out two inmates in one day 555 00:22:17,888 --> 00:22:19,234 Really doesn't sound like me. 556 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:25,309 - And now we run. 557 00:22:26,552 --> 00:22:27,622 Split up! 558 00:22:27,656 --> 00:22:30,038 Not you! 559 00:22:35,630 --> 00:22:37,908 - Right behind me! 560 00:22:44,708 --> 00:22:47,400 - Sha-bangie! 561 00:22:48,436 --> 00:22:50,023 - Raymond! 562 00:22:51,853 --> 00:22:53,993 - Hey, secret agent lady. 563 00:22:58,722 --> 00:23:00,482 - Sha-bangie too. 564 00:23:03,451 --> 00:23:05,073 Good job... 565 00:23:05,107 --> 00:23:06,971 Partner. 566 00:23:07,006 --> 00:23:08,732 - How long have you two been partners? 567 00:23:08,766 --> 00:23:10,043 - Three hours. - Three years. 568 00:23:10,078 --> 00:23:11,597 [knock at door] 569 00:23:11,631 --> 00:23:13,046 - Somebody let me out of here. 570 00:23:13,081 --> 00:23:14,841 [pounding] Hey! 571 00:23:21,848 --> 00:23:23,056 - Hello, james. 572 00:23:23,091 --> 00:23:24,782 - Mrs. Frederic. 573 00:23:24,817 --> 00:23:26,957 Sneaking up on me like that 574 00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:28,717 Could spoil your holiday surprise. 575 00:23:28,752 --> 00:23:31,099 - Why have you pulled our agents from the hunt 576 00:23:31,133 --> 00:23:32,997 For shakespeare's lost folio? 577 00:23:33,032 --> 00:23:35,344 - I didn't think I had to clear every order with you. 578 00:23:35,379 --> 00:23:37,864 - Why do you have surveillance on Artie's prison cell? 579 00:23:37,899 --> 00:23:39,763 - Not sure I like your tone. 580 00:23:39,797 --> 00:23:41,765 - Why was I not told there was an intruder 581 00:23:41,799 --> 00:23:45,044 Who claims that you have been selling artifacts 582 00:23:45,078 --> 00:23:46,563 And who-- 583 00:23:46,597 --> 00:23:49,324 - Can't move? 584 00:23:49,358 --> 00:23:50,636 Demille's riding crop. 585 00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:52,500 It comes in handy. 586 00:23:52,534 --> 00:23:55,951 I have rather a special gift for you. 587 00:23:55,986 --> 00:23:59,886 But I couldn't think how to wrap it. 588 00:24:01,578 --> 00:24:05,064 - If you do this, james, there'll be no turning back. 589 00:24:05,098 --> 00:24:06,859 - What other choice did you give me? 590 00:24:06,893 --> 00:24:09,551 You freed arthur because you trust him more than me. 591 00:24:09,586 --> 00:24:12,554 - This is not the most convincing way to win me over. 592 00:24:12,589 --> 00:24:14,970 - I did try. 593 00:24:15,005 --> 00:24:18,353 I spent three years looking for a way to appreciate the work 594 00:24:18,387 --> 00:24:20,217 That you and the regents do. 595 00:24:20,251 --> 00:24:21,218 - And? 596 00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:24,083 - I couldn't find it. 597 00:24:24,117 --> 00:24:25,843 [buttons beeping] 598 00:24:25,878 --> 00:24:28,018 [machinery whining] 599 00:24:31,987 --> 00:24:35,335 [Farnsworth buzzes] 600 00:24:37,993 --> 00:24:39,547 - They got away, james. 601 00:24:39,581 --> 00:24:40,617 - There's four of them now. 602 00:24:40,651 --> 00:24:42,101 - Get back here immediately. 603 00:24:42,135 --> 00:24:43,654 The Warehouse is under attack. 604 00:24:43,689 --> 00:24:46,485 No one can be trusted. 605 00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:58,635 - So a magic necklace 606 00:24:58,669 --> 00:24:59,705 Is gonna keep your blood from turning 607 00:24:59,739 --> 00:25:01,292 To acid when you enter the Warehouse? 608 00:25:01,327 --> 00:25:02,742 - It's not magic. It is science. 609 00:25:02,777 --> 00:25:05,020 And yes. And be quiet. 610 00:25:05,055 --> 00:25:06,988 - Oh, you know what, do not tell me what to do, old man. 611 00:25:07,022 --> 00:25:09,369 - Old man? 612 00:25:09,404 --> 00:25:10,370 Ow! 613 00:25:10,405 --> 00:25:11,440 Old man. 614 00:25:11,475 --> 00:25:13,270 You're a little juvenile-- - Hey! 615 00:25:13,304 --> 00:25:15,203 Hey, don't turn on the... 616 00:25:15,237 --> 00:25:16,618 Leena. 617 00:25:16,653 --> 00:25:17,930 Hi. 618 00:25:17,964 --> 00:25:23,487 Um, you haven't met Claudia or Myka yet but... 619 00:25:23,522 --> 00:25:25,731 You really like them. 620 00:25:25,765 --> 00:25:28,043 - I don't know what those fascists have told you, Leena, 621 00:25:28,078 --> 00:25:29,666 But you know me. 622 00:25:29,700 --> 00:25:32,565 And you know what an artifact can do. 623 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,947 If you would just trust me, trust me this once. 624 00:25:34,981 --> 00:25:37,570 - Stop. 625 00:25:37,605 --> 00:25:40,262 Something wasn't right-- I could feel it. 626 00:25:44,543 --> 00:25:46,303 I'm glad you're back, Artie. 627 00:25:59,627 --> 00:26:01,421 - Thank you. 628 00:26:09,533 --> 00:26:11,535 - I know there's an exit here. 629 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:14,434 You used it to smuggle out H.G. Wells. 630 00:26:14,469 --> 00:26:16,402 - Why do you keep talking about him? 631 00:26:16,436 --> 00:26:18,335 - H.G. Wells is a woman. 632 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:19,543 You guys were best pals. 633 00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,751 She gave you a grappler. 634 00:26:20,786 --> 00:26:23,305 - You know what, just stop talking. 635 00:26:23,340 --> 00:26:26,343 - More like Myka every minute. 636 00:26:26,377 --> 00:26:28,863 - It's here! 637 00:26:28,897 --> 00:26:30,554 It's here. I've got it. 638 00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:33,592 - It just--it looks like a wall of rock. 639 00:26:33,626 --> 00:26:35,248 - Yeah, well, looks can be deceiving. 640 00:26:35,283 --> 00:26:37,699 This is the original entrance to Warehouse 9 641 00:26:37,734 --> 00:26:39,321 In constantinople. 642 00:26:39,356 --> 00:26:43,049 And also it was the inspiration for ali baba and the 40 thieves. 643 00:26:43,084 --> 00:26:45,500 - "behind this door lies boundless treasure." 644 00:26:45,534 --> 00:26:47,295 - Very good. Yes. 645 00:26:47,329 --> 00:26:49,677 - Well, then what? We just say "open sesame"? 646 00:26:49,711 --> 00:26:51,575 - Yes, but unless one of us can say it in arabic, 647 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,474 We're gonna have to find another way in. 648 00:26:54,509 --> 00:26:56,269 - iftah ya simsim. 649 00:26:57,754 --> 00:26:59,721 - Look out! 650 00:27:02,517 --> 00:27:04,899 [laughs] 651 00:27:08,696 --> 00:27:09,835 - Miss Donovan, 652 00:27:09,869 --> 00:27:11,181 It looks like you're up. 653 00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:14,287 Good work. 654 00:27:14,322 --> 00:27:15,634 - Really? 655 00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:17,670 - It was in the first edition. 656 00:27:17,705 --> 00:27:19,085 - I will never make fun of you again. 657 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,985 - How come I don't believe that? - Ah. 658 00:27:22,019 --> 00:27:23,814 [chuckles] 659 00:27:25,574 --> 00:27:26,955 - Oof. - Careful. 660 00:27:26,990 --> 00:27:29,337 If you activate the security countermeasures, 661 00:27:29,371 --> 00:27:31,201 Then frostbite will be the least of our problems. 662 00:27:31,235 --> 00:27:32,478 - Rest it, will ya? 663 00:27:32,512 --> 00:27:34,860 I take precautions before I do something dangerous 664 00:27:34,894 --> 00:27:36,033 To the people around me. 665 00:27:36,068 --> 00:27:37,586 - Claudia, I'm really sorry 666 00:27:37,621 --> 00:27:39,312 That your brother-- - Not now, gramps. 667 00:27:39,347 --> 00:27:41,280 I'm being awesome. 668 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,357 Knock knock. 669 00:27:49,391 --> 00:27:51,014 - Claudia, wait. Claudia. 670 00:27:51,048 --> 00:27:53,948 Claudia, wait! 671 00:27:53,982 --> 00:27:55,018 Wait. 672 00:27:55,052 --> 00:27:56,640 - Dude, you're such an old woman. 673 00:27:56,675 --> 00:28:00,161 We're in. All we have to-- 674 00:28:00,195 --> 00:28:01,472 Oh. - Yes. 675 00:28:01,507 --> 00:28:02,646 Oh. 676 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,889 - Well, which one do we take? 677 00:28:03,923 --> 00:28:05,476 - They're all exactly the same. 678 00:28:05,511 --> 00:28:07,202 - Only one of them will take us to the Warehouse. 679 00:28:07,237 --> 00:28:08,307 - And the other two? 680 00:28:08,341 --> 00:28:09,826 - Don't. 681 00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:11,586 - It's the one on the left. 682 00:28:12,587 --> 00:28:14,554 - How do you know that? 683 00:28:14,589 --> 00:28:18,144 - I got a vibe. 684 00:28:18,179 --> 00:28:19,318 - Is that some sort of code or... 685 00:28:19,352 --> 00:28:21,630 - Hell if I know. 686 00:28:21,665 --> 00:28:22,977 - Great. 687 00:28:23,011 --> 00:28:24,185 - Hey. [banging] 688 00:28:24,219 --> 00:28:26,256 Pete. Pete. - What? 689 00:28:26,290 --> 00:28:28,016 - Pull. 690 00:28:28,051 --> 00:28:29,846 Yes. - Would it kill you 691 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,192 To put up a sign? 692 00:28:31,226 --> 00:28:33,850 - Oh, I'll put that at the top of my to-do list. 693 00:28:33,884 --> 00:28:37,405 - So this vibe that you were talking about, 694 00:28:37,439 --> 00:28:39,303 Is it actually... 695 00:28:43,514 --> 00:28:44,964 Oh, my god. - This better be worth it. 696 00:28:44,999 --> 00:28:46,828 All I want to do is find my... 697 00:28:46,863 --> 00:28:48,002 Holy crap. 698 00:28:48,036 --> 00:28:50,763 - Hi, honey. 699 00:28:50,798 --> 00:28:52,075 I'm home. 700 00:28:52,109 --> 00:28:53,214 - [laughs] 701 00:28:53,248 --> 00:28:55,216 - This is... 702 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:56,562 What is this? 703 00:28:56,596 --> 00:28:59,807 - Welcome to Warehouse 13. 704 00:29:03,189 --> 00:29:05,467 - Okay. It razzled. I'm dazzled. 705 00:29:05,502 --> 00:29:06,883 Now let's find your brush, my compass, 706 00:29:06,917 --> 00:29:09,437 And we'll get you some courage. I want my brother back. 707 00:29:09,471 --> 00:29:11,784 - Hey, hey, claud. 708 00:29:11,819 --> 00:29:15,305 You know, it's not just about Joshua or the compass. 709 00:29:15,339 --> 00:29:18,653 The three of us, we're your family too. 710 00:29:18,687 --> 00:29:20,344 I mean, I'm like your big brother. 711 00:29:20,379 --> 00:29:23,071 And Myka's like your big sister. 712 00:29:23,106 --> 00:29:26,730 And Artie's so much like your dad, it's kind of annoying. 713 00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:30,734 And in the real world, we've already rescued josh. 714 00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,599 He's at cern. 715 00:29:33,633 --> 00:29:35,704 And the four of us, 716 00:29:35,739 --> 00:29:37,672 We work here every day, 717 00:29:37,706 --> 00:29:39,812 Surrounded by this... 718 00:29:39,847 --> 00:29:41,020 This... 719 00:29:41,055 --> 00:29:42,781 - Endless wonder? 720 00:29:44,748 --> 00:29:47,924 - Oh, and Artie... 721 00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:49,753 Makes the best cookies in the world. 722 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,375 - Well, maybe not the best. 723 00:29:51,410 --> 00:29:52,860 - Oh, can we please? 724 00:29:52,894 --> 00:29:54,033 - So pushy. Listen, do you know 725 00:29:54,068 --> 00:29:55,207 How to get to the aisle of noel? 726 00:29:55,241 --> 00:29:56,346 - Sh-yeah. 727 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:57,588 More or less. 728 00:29:57,623 --> 00:30:00,384 - All right, come here. Come here. 729 00:30:00,419 --> 00:30:02,835 Look, all right, straight down there, 730 00:30:02,870 --> 00:30:04,837 Starting there, you go 40 rows, 731 00:30:04,872 --> 00:30:06,321 You go straight, you turn left 732 00:30:06,356 --> 00:30:07,460 At buckingham 311. 733 00:30:07,495 --> 00:30:09,462 Then you turn right at the woodmont sector, 734 00:30:09,497 --> 00:30:10,567 You go ten more rows, 735 00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:13,087 You turn right at peyton 1222. 736 00:30:13,121 --> 00:30:14,157 You got that? - Sh-yeah. 737 00:30:14,191 --> 00:30:15,883 - Okay. - More or less. 738 00:30:15,917 --> 00:30:17,056 - I'll remember that. 739 00:30:17,091 --> 00:30:19,714 - Huh. Okay. 740 00:30:19,748 --> 00:30:21,129 Good. You two go get the brush, 741 00:30:21,164 --> 00:30:22,613 And Claudia and I will go to the office computers 742 00:30:22,648 --> 00:30:24,098 And try and figure out how to reverse the effect. 743 00:30:24,132 --> 00:30:26,445 - No way I could go with them, is there? 744 00:30:26,479 --> 00:30:30,242 - Not a chance. Come with me...Daughter. 745 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:38,215 - This is the turn-- peyton 1222. 746 00:30:42,633 --> 00:30:45,878 That's... That's... 747 00:30:45,913 --> 00:30:47,880 - That's artifact juju at work. 748 00:30:47,915 --> 00:30:49,917 Come on. 749 00:30:56,544 --> 00:30:58,580 Oh, damn. 750 00:30:58,615 --> 00:31:00,962 It's MacPherson. He set a trap. 751 00:31:00,997 --> 00:31:03,689 - Okay, wait, look, if this MacPherson knew 752 00:31:03,723 --> 00:31:05,864 That we'd be here, then what about Artie and Claudia? 753 00:31:07,935 --> 00:31:11,731 - James always loved these damn things. 754 00:31:15,218 --> 00:31:18,773 Bonsai, jimmy! What are you doing? 755 00:31:18,807 --> 00:31:20,913 - Trying to find a way around these security protocols. 756 00:31:20,948 --> 00:31:23,157 Silence from the landscaping department, please. 757 00:31:23,191 --> 00:31:24,606 - I set this system up. 758 00:31:24,641 --> 00:31:27,506 I was a top nsa cryptographer. 759 00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:29,128 You can't just-- - And I'm in. 760 00:31:29,163 --> 00:31:32,476 - Eh. Oh, well, they must have loosened up the security. 761 00:31:32,511 --> 00:31:34,927 - If that's what you need to tell yourself, deputy dog. 762 00:31:34,962 --> 00:31:36,515 - Yeah, so... 763 00:31:36,549 --> 00:31:38,724 Fine, you hack. I'll navigate. 764 00:31:38,758 --> 00:31:39,932 Just click there. Click--cli-- 765 00:31:39,967 --> 00:31:41,623 There. It's just there. Stop. 766 00:31:41,658 --> 00:31:42,935 [humming] 767 00:31:42,970 --> 00:31:44,903 That's it. 768 00:31:44,937 --> 00:31:46,697 But... 769 00:31:46,732 --> 00:31:49,459 That is not good news. 770 00:31:54,671 --> 00:31:57,743 - What is it? Rheumatism acting up? 771 00:31:57,777 --> 00:31:58,917 - No, look out. 772 00:32:02,437 --> 00:32:04,232 - Hello, arthur. 773 00:32:11,446 --> 00:32:13,069 - How do we usually solve this stuff? 774 00:32:13,103 --> 00:32:15,554 - Well, we--we goo it, 775 00:32:15,588 --> 00:32:17,383 We break it, or we outsmart it. 776 00:32:22,216 --> 00:32:24,563 Wait a minute, that's your I've-got-a-plan look. 777 00:32:24,597 --> 00:32:25,874 I love that look. 778 00:32:25,909 --> 00:32:26,875 - We're kind of trapped 779 00:32:26,910 --> 00:32:28,636 In an infinity band here, right? 780 00:32:28,670 --> 00:32:31,225 - Duh. What, now? 781 00:32:31,259 --> 00:32:34,090 - Okay, a lemniscate. 782 00:32:34,124 --> 00:32:36,540 It's a term in algebraic geometry. 783 00:32:36,575 --> 00:32:39,716 It's a figure-eight-shaped curve that never meets itself-- 784 00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:41,960 You know what, I'll explain it later. 785 00:32:41,994 --> 00:32:44,341 Listen, if we both move-- well, if we run 786 00:32:44,376 --> 00:32:46,171 As fast as we can in opposite directions, 787 00:32:46,205 --> 00:32:49,381 We might be able to kind of snap ourselves 788 00:32:49,415 --> 00:32:50,416 Out of it. - Okay. 789 00:32:50,451 --> 00:32:51,486 - All right. - You ready? 790 00:32:51,521 --> 00:32:52,522 - Yes. - Snap. 791 00:32:52,556 --> 00:32:54,144 - Okay. - On your marks... 792 00:32:54,179 --> 00:32:55,352 - Yeah. - Get set... 793 00:32:55,387 --> 00:32:57,044 - Right. - Go. 794 00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:07,951 - Pete, I think it's working! 795 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:12,059 - I really should get back into my cardio. 796 00:33:27,591 --> 00:33:29,214 [grunts] 797 00:33:29,248 --> 00:33:33,528 Oh. - Oh, god. 798 00:33:33,563 --> 00:33:35,289 - Oh. 799 00:33:37,153 --> 00:33:41,295 And that is why we're partners. 800 00:33:41,329 --> 00:33:43,435 - The christmas aisle should be right around this... 801 00:33:44,643 --> 00:33:47,646 - Ah, humbug. 802 00:33:51,753 --> 00:33:54,860 - Ho ho ho! Merry christmas! 803 00:33:58,795 --> 00:34:00,038 - This is my fault. 804 00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:01,798 I told MacPherson I was in the christmas aisle. 805 00:34:01,832 --> 00:34:02,971 Of course he's gonna figure out 806 00:34:03,006 --> 00:34:04,318 The artifact came from there. 807 00:34:04,352 --> 00:34:06,078 - Well, he must not know which artifact it is. 808 00:34:06,113 --> 00:34:07,804 If he took them all, we still have 809 00:34:07,838 --> 00:34:09,254 The advantage. 810 00:34:09,288 --> 00:34:10,703 - No, we don't. 811 00:34:10,738 --> 00:34:12,809 He's got Artie and Claudia. 812 00:34:12,843 --> 00:34:16,813 I just got a bad feeling about... 813 00:34:16,847 --> 00:34:18,125 Yup. 814 00:34:18,159 --> 00:34:19,919 He took 'em to the bronze sector. 815 00:34:19,954 --> 00:34:21,128 - The bronze sector? 816 00:34:21,162 --> 00:34:23,302 - I'll tell you on the ride. 817 00:34:23,337 --> 00:34:25,097 - Ride? 818 00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:28,583 - [groans] ooh...Ah...Ooh...Ha... 819 00:34:39,318 --> 00:34:40,802 - Listen to me, what's your name? 820 00:34:40,837 --> 00:34:42,459 Sandra. Let her go. 821 00:34:42,494 --> 00:34:43,736 She knows nothing about all this. 822 00:34:43,771 --> 00:34:45,428 - Orders are orders. 823 00:34:45,462 --> 00:34:46,670 You should know that, weisfelt. 824 00:34:46,705 --> 00:34:48,603 - That's not how I ran this place. 825 00:34:48,638 --> 00:34:51,296 - Which is probably why you're about to be bronzed. 826 00:34:53,746 --> 00:34:56,956 - Listen, professor... 827 00:34:56,991 --> 00:34:59,062 Artie... 828 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:02,065 Thanks for saving me from the slice-and-dice back there. 829 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:05,275 - Yeah, well, I'm sorry I can't help out now. 830 00:35:05,310 --> 00:35:06,932 [clears throat] 831 00:35:06,966 --> 00:35:08,658 Listen, according to the manual, 832 00:35:08,692 --> 00:35:11,005 This isn't supposed to be painful. 833 00:35:11,039 --> 00:35:14,664 Yeah, I don't know. Just take a deep breath. 834 00:35:16,286 --> 00:35:20,152 - Hey, goon squad. 835 00:35:20,187 --> 00:35:21,360 - Ray, look out. 836 00:35:29,299 --> 00:35:31,474 [buttons beep] 837 00:35:31,508 --> 00:35:33,165 - Aah! 838 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,547 - Oh, I love this thing. 839 00:35:40,241 --> 00:35:42,001 - Good job. 840 00:35:42,036 --> 00:35:45,177 - Got to show me that move. 841 00:35:45,212 --> 00:35:47,352 - Mrs. Frederic. He bronzed-- 842 00:35:47,386 --> 00:35:48,491 - Yeah, no time. 843 00:35:48,525 --> 00:35:51,010 She'll keep. We got to go. 844 00:35:51,045 --> 00:35:52,529 - Keep? 845 00:36:00,744 --> 00:36:03,057 - In order to reverse the effects of the stern brush, 846 00:36:03,091 --> 00:36:05,232 All Pete has to do is touch it again. 847 00:36:05,266 --> 00:36:07,234 - Well, what if MacPherson touches it first? 848 00:36:07,268 --> 00:36:08,373 - No, it's linked to Pete now. 849 00:36:08,407 --> 00:36:09,719 It's not going to affect anybody else, 850 00:36:09,753 --> 00:36:11,479 But if we don't find it, that would be bad. 851 00:36:11,514 --> 00:36:13,412 - I figured. - And james is going to try 852 00:36:13,447 --> 00:36:15,621 To make this reality permanent by destroying the brush. 853 00:36:15,656 --> 00:36:16,829 - And you know how, don't you? 854 00:36:16,864 --> 00:36:17,830 - Yeah, there's only one way 855 00:36:17,865 --> 00:36:19,315 That he can be sure. 856 00:36:19,349 --> 00:36:22,421 He is headed for the lehmann fornax. 857 00:36:22,456 --> 00:36:25,286 - You just make this stuff up, don't you? 858 00:36:25,321 --> 00:36:28,393 - In 1939, inge lehmann discovered the earth 859 00:36:28,427 --> 00:36:30,671 Had a super-heated core, and we've been using it 860 00:36:30,705 --> 00:36:33,225 To heat this Warehouse since 1943. 861 00:36:33,260 --> 00:36:34,537 - Whoa, whoa, wait. This place is heated 862 00:36:34,571 --> 00:36:36,504 By a giant furnace powered by the earth's core? 863 00:36:36,539 --> 00:36:38,713 - You should see the air-conditioner. 864 00:36:47,481 --> 00:36:48,861 - He's up there. 865 00:36:48,896 --> 00:36:51,795 See? So you just keep him talking. 866 00:36:51,830 --> 00:36:53,003 - What are you gonna do? 867 00:36:53,038 --> 00:36:55,523 - Find a way to be awesome. 868 00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:00,045 - Hey, jimmy! 869 00:37:00,079 --> 00:37:02,116 So it's four against one. 870 00:37:02,150 --> 00:37:04,498 How do you want this to go down? 871 00:37:04,532 --> 00:37:06,983 - What a wonderful choice of words. 872 00:37:09,641 --> 00:37:11,263 [locking mechanism clanks] 873 00:37:11,298 --> 00:37:12,506 - He's locked us in. 874 00:37:14,853 --> 00:37:16,510 - Aagh! 875 00:37:18,753 --> 00:37:20,099 - Still think I'm crazy? 876 00:37:20,134 --> 00:37:21,377 - I'll let you know when I wake up. 877 00:37:21,411 --> 00:37:23,517 - I'm sure I can find a way to override this. 878 00:37:23,551 --> 00:37:24,725 - Okay, okay, 879 00:37:24,759 --> 00:37:26,796 James, I may have been wrong 880 00:37:26,830 --> 00:37:28,142 About the other reality. 881 00:37:28,176 --> 00:37:29,488 Maybe you're not dead. 882 00:37:29,523 --> 00:37:32,353 Maybe you're rich and famous. 883 00:37:32,388 --> 00:37:33,837 - Are you gonna tell me which one of these, 884 00:37:33,872 --> 00:37:37,082 Mr. Lattimer, or shall I have to toss in the whole bag? 885 00:37:38,428 --> 00:37:39,671 - No, no, you can't destroy 886 00:37:39,705 --> 00:37:41,949 That many artifacts at once. 887 00:37:41,983 --> 00:37:43,295 You could kill us all. 888 00:37:43,330 --> 00:37:45,642 - That's a chance I'm willing to take. 889 00:37:45,677 --> 00:37:47,851 I suppose I should thank you, Mr. Lattimer. 890 00:37:47,886 --> 00:37:49,163 - Thank me for what? 891 00:37:49,197 --> 00:37:51,096 - Your sudden appearance brought things to a head 892 00:37:51,130 --> 00:37:52,615 Between myself and the regents. 893 00:37:52,649 --> 00:37:53,823 Arthur knows. 894 00:37:53,857 --> 00:37:56,791 Don't you, arthur? 895 00:37:56,826 --> 00:37:58,483 Arthur! 896 00:38:02,038 --> 00:38:03,488 The lenape cloak. 897 00:38:03,522 --> 00:38:06,111 You know you shouldn't play with artifacts, arthur. 898 00:38:06,145 --> 00:38:07,595 - You know this is wrong. 899 00:38:07,630 --> 00:38:09,356 - I'm not the one who broke in. Get out of my Warehouse. 900 00:38:09,390 --> 00:38:10,771 - Your Warehouse? Over my dead body. 901 00:38:10,805 --> 00:38:12,082 - Excellent idea. 902 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,398 - Hang on. I've almost got it. 903 00:38:17,433 --> 00:38:20,367 - Artie, Artie! 904 00:38:20,401 --> 00:38:21,713 - The brush! 905 00:38:21,747 --> 00:38:23,784 - Artie, look behind you! 906 00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:27,305 - [grunts] 907 00:38:29,721 --> 00:38:31,412 Don't make me do this. 908 00:38:31,447 --> 00:38:32,862 Give me the brush, arthur. 909 00:38:32,896 --> 00:38:34,104 - Claudia! 910 00:38:34,139 --> 00:38:35,174 - Almost, almost. 911 00:38:35,209 --> 00:38:36,486 - There's not enough time. 912 00:38:36,521 --> 00:38:38,281 Artie. 913 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,455 - Do you know what you're doing? 914 00:38:39,489 --> 00:38:42,320 - Artie. - Taking a leap of faith. 915 00:38:44,287 --> 00:38:45,668 - So am I. 916 00:38:45,702 --> 00:38:47,463 - No! 917 00:38:50,224 --> 00:38:52,226 - Pete! 918 00:38:54,642 --> 00:38:56,575 - [gasps] 919 00:38:56,610 --> 00:38:58,681 [yelling] 920 00:39:00,924 --> 00:39:03,582 [shouts] 921 00:39:03,617 --> 00:39:06,413 [gasps] Oh, no, you don't. 922 00:39:06,447 --> 00:39:10,658 Ooh, ooh, ow. 923 00:39:10,693 --> 00:39:12,626 Ah. 924 00:39:12,660 --> 00:39:14,628 - Thank you for saving bucky. 925 00:39:14,662 --> 00:39:17,665 - [laughs] 926 00:39:20,081 --> 00:39:22,083 [sighs] 927 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:25,570 [exhales] 928 00:39:27,434 --> 00:39:29,436 [laughs] 929 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,649 [dog barks] 930 00:39:37,996 --> 00:39:39,204 Hey, trailer. 931 00:39:39,238 --> 00:39:40,619 Ugh! 932 00:39:40,654 --> 00:39:42,449 [laughs] 933 00:39:42,483 --> 00:39:45,175 Mm. 934 00:39:49,663 --> 00:39:51,319 - Oh, come on, mrs. F. 935 00:39:51,354 --> 00:39:52,666 Please. 936 00:39:52,700 --> 00:39:53,805 - Absolutely not. When you're older, 937 00:39:53,839 --> 00:39:55,323 Then you can add schnapps. Not before. 938 00:39:55,358 --> 00:39:56,808 - How much older do I have to be? 939 00:39:56,842 --> 00:40:01,640 It's christmas. Shoulda left with steve. 940 00:40:01,675 --> 00:40:03,987 - You're here. 941 00:40:04,022 --> 00:40:06,404 You're still here. - Yeah, we never left. 942 00:40:06,438 --> 00:40:08,406 - It's the worst blizzard in south dakota history. 943 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,200 - Nobody's getting out, not even... 944 00:40:10,235 --> 00:40:11,788 - It's that bad. 945 00:40:11,823 --> 00:40:12,824 - What about Artie? 946 00:40:12,858 --> 00:40:14,619 He's here, right? - Hot! 947 00:40:14,653 --> 00:40:17,311 Oatmeal scotchies! 948 00:40:17,345 --> 00:40:20,141 - The only person happy about it is smiley magoo over here. 949 00:40:20,176 --> 00:40:21,798 But he looks fantastic. 950 00:40:21,833 --> 00:40:23,041 - Yeah, I look like I should be parking cars. 951 00:40:23,075 --> 00:40:24,663 Vanessa got snowed in too, 952 00:40:24,698 --> 00:40:26,389 So it's only my father and hugo 953 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,460 That are gonna be in vegas. [laughs] 954 00:40:28,495 --> 00:40:30,635 I guess it truly is a season of miracles. 955 00:40:30,669 --> 00:40:32,602 - Myka. Where's Myka? 956 00:40:32,637 --> 00:40:34,052 - I'm right here! 957 00:40:34,086 --> 00:40:36,054 I just got a new flight. 958 00:40:36,088 --> 00:40:37,296 Whoa, whoa, what-- 959 00:40:37,331 --> 00:40:38,988 - Mwah. - What? What do you want? 960 00:40:39,022 --> 00:40:40,852 No, I am not trading jobs with you, okay? 961 00:40:40,886 --> 00:40:42,129 I am leaving tomorrow morning. 962 00:40:42,163 --> 00:40:43,958 - I know. You're going to see your dad, 963 00:40:43,993 --> 00:40:46,167 Because he is still alive! 964 00:40:46,202 --> 00:40:47,583 [laughs] 965 00:40:47,617 --> 00:40:49,377 Yes! 966 00:40:49,412 --> 00:40:50,758 This is the best christmas ever. 967 00:40:50,793 --> 00:40:52,588 - Uh, Pete... - And without me 968 00:40:52,622 --> 00:40:54,348 You would still be in crazy town. 969 00:40:54,382 --> 00:40:56,384 Mwah. Mwah. 970 00:40:56,419 --> 00:40:57,938 Oh, and artemis, artemis, 971 00:40:57,972 --> 00:40:59,940 Artemis... [grunts] 972 00:40:59,974 --> 00:41:02,356 You would be in prison. Not a great look for you. 973 00:41:02,390 --> 00:41:03,806 Oh, and the lovely Leena. Leena... 974 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,324 [kissing sounds] 975 00:41:05,359 --> 00:41:07,257 You eventually do the right thing. 976 00:41:07,292 --> 00:41:08,638 - I'm sorry? - Don't be. 977 00:41:08,673 --> 00:41:09,812 How could you know? 978 00:41:09,846 --> 00:41:12,435 And you. 979 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,644 Mrs. Frederic, mrs. F. 980 00:41:14,679 --> 00:41:16,094 Don't worry. I'm not gonna hug you. 981 00:41:16,128 --> 00:41:19,131 But I am what's keeping you from being bronzed. 982 00:41:19,166 --> 00:41:20,512 - Oh, Agent Lattimer, please. 983 00:41:20,547 --> 00:41:22,997 - Oh, okay. 984 00:41:23,032 --> 00:41:25,379 [dog whines] 985 00:41:32,628 --> 00:41:34,388 I kind of crossed the line there, didn't I? 986 00:41:34,422 --> 00:41:36,355 - And we won't speak of it again. 987 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:39,807 - Pete. - Yeah. 988 00:41:39,842 --> 00:41:42,223 - What is going on? - Oh, nothing, nothing. 989 00:41:42,258 --> 00:41:43,811 I just, um... 990 00:41:43,846 --> 00:41:45,399 - Are you all right? 991 00:41:45,433 --> 00:41:48,367 'cause... - Yeah. 992 00:41:48,402 --> 00:41:49,472 Yeah. 993 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:50,715 Yes. 994 00:41:50,749 --> 00:41:54,270 Yeah, I'm just... 995 00:41:54,304 --> 00:41:55,892 I'm so happy to be alive, 996 00:41:55,927 --> 00:41:58,688 You guys, and I just-- 997 00:41:58,723 --> 00:42:01,519 I really, really, really, 998 00:42:01,553 --> 00:42:04,832 Really love you. 999 00:42:07,007 --> 00:42:08,042 - Okay. - Needy much? 1000 00:42:08,077 --> 00:42:10,010 Down, boy. - Awkward. 1001 00:42:10,044 --> 00:42:11,114 - You're being a sap. 1002 00:42:11,149 --> 00:42:12,219 [overlapping statements] 1003 00:42:12,253 --> 00:42:13,876 - It's time. - Yeah? 1004 00:42:13,910 --> 00:42:16,395 - It's starting. [dog barks] 1005 00:42:16,430 --> 00:42:17,569 - Yes. - I didn't miss it. 1006 00:42:17,604 --> 00:42:20,089 The christmas eve fight at the mgm grand. 1007 00:42:20,123 --> 00:42:22,056 Bring it. Yo, adrian. 1008 00:42:22,091 --> 00:42:23,368 [chatter] 1009 00:42:23,402 --> 00:42:25,577 - [laughs] 1010 00:42:25,612 --> 00:42:28,891 - And now frank capra's classic it's a wonderful life. 1011 00:42:31,065 --> 00:42:37,175 - Nooo! 1012 00:42:39,626 --> 00:42:42,145 - Just another holiday at Warehouse 13. 1013 00:42:42,180 --> 00:42:43,146 [thud] 1014 00:42:43,181 --> 00:42:44,976 [electronic beeping]